It's that time of year again when we have the perfect excuse to eat and drink our entire body weight.

One of the ways of perking everyone up after a bumper Christmas lunch is to hand out the crackers with their infamous cringey jokes inside.

Here are nine of the silliest and strangest festive funnies. And don't forget to tell us your best Christmas joke in the comments.

1) What happened to the turkey at Christmas?

It got gobbled

2) What kind of motorbike does Father Christmas ride?

Holly Davidson

3) What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps

4) Why are Christmas trees very bad at knitting?

Because they always drop their needles

5) Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off

6) Why is a foot a good Christmas present?

Because it's a stocking filler

What do snowmen wear on their heads? - Ice caps

7) Why did Father Christmas have to go to hospital?

Because of his poor elf

8) What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

9) How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?

No Brussels