Jesters wanted to play the fool for Leeds Castle

Leeds Castle - not bad
for an office!
by Nick Lillitos
Fools are everywhere and Leeds Castle wants your help in
finding the very best - they’ll even pay the ‘idiot’ £8.75 an
hour.
Next week candidates will be interviewed for the role of castle
jester, but only “happy candidates” have been encouraged to
apply.
Being a jester was quite precarious in times past - getting it
wrong often invoked the King or Queen’s displeasure which sometimes
led to the Tower and even execution.
But Leeds Castle is promising a much happier and stable climate,
its advertisement declaring: “We want to find a happy, cheerful,
enthusiastic, entertaining jester who will be paid to lark about,
to juggle and turn cartwheels and tell jokes, teach basic circus
skills and perform tricks.
“An interest in history and the ability to speak a foreign
language would be welcome. Costumes would be provided but
candidates are expected to have their own equipment for
entertaining crowds, corporate and wedding guests.”
Next week’s interviews will run from February 18-22 and will
take the form of short-listed candidates actually performing before
castle visitors who will vote for the ones they like best.
The overall winner will then start work in time for the Easter
holidays and right through the Summer. Plenty of overtime is
envisaged, dependant on customer demand.
As William Shakespeare wrote you have to be “wise enough to play
the fool.”
Nobody would want to catch Henry VIII in a bad mood at the
former Royal Castle and jesters often walked a tightrope.
Even Henry’s sober chief minister, Thomas Cromwell, appreciated
the usefulness of this clever fool and manoeuvred him skillfully to
deliver bad news to the King with a joke; or draw Henry’s attention
to extravagance and waste within the royal household.
Just as at Leeds Castle, jesters were regarded as pets or
mascots, serving not simply to amuse, but also to criticise their
master or mistress and guests. It is even said that Queen Elizabeth
I rebuked one of her fools for being insufficiently severe with
her.
Do you think you have what it takes to be a fool? Add your best
CLEAN jokes in the comments section below.
14/02/13
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