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Thursday, May 24 2012

For heaven's sake, I'm NOT the Archbishop!

Nick Spurrier, looks like the Archbishop

He's beardy and has white hair just like him.

In fact, he even dresses like him.

But now Nick Spurrier's decided he's had enough.

The 75-year-old doesn't want to be confused with the Archbishop of Canterbury any longer.

Poor Nick's already been mistaken for the leader of the Church of England by a commentator in a film made by the National Coastwatch Institution and even a security guard at Canterbury Cathedral.

And the same thing happened in a national newspaper this week which referred to a picture of his hair as a "white, fluffy windsock in the distance".

Now the semi-retired second hand book seller from Plain Road, Folkestone, is striking back.

He had a letter of correction printed saying he's definitely NOT Dr Rowan Williams.

He said: "I had to send pictures of myself to The Guardian before they would believe me and that I could be mistaken for the Archbishop.

"I haven't got to the bottom of why the NCI volunteer refers to the Archbishop in the film, whether he was joking or genuinely thought it was Dr Williams.

"You can see me wheeling a wheelbarrow round the site with the commentator saying, 'here comes the Archbishop of Canterbury' and picking something up, to the commentary of 'it looks like he has found something'.

"Throughout the film you can hear the NCI observers chatting in the background and I don't know if they were joking or not.

"Either way, The Guardian reviewer took it as genuine and it has gone down in posterity!"

Nick is married to Angela Conyers, whose only comment on the similarity was: "I think you'd better have a hair cut."

A few years ago Nick was also mistaken for the Archbishop when walking into The Precincts at Canterbury Cathedral.

"I was wearing a new deep-purple Pierre Cardin shirt which had a white collar," he said.

"As I went for my wallet to produce the free pass issued to all local residents, the security guard said 'no, no, my lord'.

"I realised he had mistaken me for the Archbishop and passed quickly on, extremely embarrassed. I have never worn the shirt again."

Wednesday, June 29 2011

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  • The Hoff wrote:

    Jesus Christ Superstar,
    Came down from heaven in a Yamaha.
    Did a skid, killed a kid.....
    Knocked his head (or balls) on a dustbin lid.
    Jesus Christ Superstar
    Sped Round the corner on a Yamaha
    Pulled a Skid, Killed a Kid
    Smashed (or wiped, or burst) his balls on a dustbin lid.
    Jesus Christ Superstar,
    Came down from heaven in a Yamaha.
    Did a skid, killed a kid,
    Came down from heaven on a dustbin lid.

    01 Jul 2011 9:45 AM

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  • Actually wrote:

    He looks more like Christ if someone hadn't nailed him to a tree in his 30's

    01 Jul 2011 8:09 AM

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  • john.w wrote:

    Unless my eyes deceive me he looks absolutely nothing like "old beardie", where's his cassock and crook ??? lol..

    30 Jun 2011 1:15 PM

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  • Close enough to be wrote:

    one of the Archbishops Stunt Doubles.

    The naked parachute motorcycle axe juggling and double somersaults on the high wire through flaming hogshead routines have to be done by someone you know!

    30 Jun 2011 11:26 AM

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  • Slow News Day wrote:

    I too am not the Archbishop, nor am I the Pope or Dalai Lama. Can I have a story in th KM too please ? Failing that £10 will do.......

    30 Jun 2011 11:02 AM

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  • Slow News Day wrote:

    I too am not the Archbishop, nor am I the Pope or Dalai Lama. Can I have a story in th KM too please ? Failing that £10 will do.......

    30 Jun 2011 11:02 AM

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  • Tired wrote:

    Lol @ Johnny English! Looks more like Father Christmas on his summer break....

    30 Jun 2011 10:12 AM

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  • Johnny English wrote:

    That man, is not the Archbishop of Canterbury! Does he, or does he not, have, Jesus is coming - look busy tattooed across his backside?

    30 Jun 2011 9:51 AM

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  • Big Jin wrote:

    Looks more like Billy Connelly.

    30 Jun 2011 9:51 AM

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  • Maverick wrote:

    Another cracking story KM, keep up the good, relevant work . . . . .cough cough

    30 Jun 2011 8:44 AM

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  • Tired wrote:

    Oh my god! Its a white haired windsock, or is it really the old bish?

    30 Jun 2011 8:44 AM

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  • Mick wrote:

    I have had this problem for years now people often say 'Oh God not you again'.

    30 Jun 2011 7:44 AM

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