Finale lacks bite
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (12A, 115
mins)
Romance/Drama/Action. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson,
Taylor Lautner, Peter Facinelli, Elizabeth Reaser, Ashley Greene,
Nikki Reed, Jackson Rathbone, Kellan Lutz, Billy Burke, Michael
Sheen, Jamie Campbell Bower, Christopher Heyerdahl, Dakota Fanning,
Cameron Bright, Charlie Bewley, Daniel Cudmore, Maggie Grace.
Director: Bill Condon.
The concluding chapter of the outlandish fang-tasy series based
on Stephenie Meyer's best-selling books delivers a master class in
constructing CGI mountains out of molehills.
The Twilight Saga: Treading Water would be more apt, considering
how scriptwriter Melissa Rosenberg manages to expand 30 minutes of
plot into two hours of anticipation and dread.
A climactic battle royale between the diabolical Volturi and the
Cullens is certainly spectacular and director Bill Condon, who also
helmed Part 1, orchestrates this special effects-heavy mayhem with
verve.
Airborne vampires and snarling werewolves tumble acrobatically
across the screen while locked in mortal combat, their desperate
struggles ended with a sickening snap of a neck or crude
decapitation.
Were these brave warriors anything but otherworldly creatures,
which miraculously don't bleed when injured, the relentless
on-screen carnage would merit a 15 certificate.
Before all of the slavering jaws and severed limbs, the fifth
instalment in the series doesn't justify the decision by
film-makers to cleave Meyer's final book in two a la Harry
Potter.
Substance is woefully lacking and there are only so many
slow-motion smooches that can paper over the cracks before the most
ardent members of Team Edward and Team Jacob will start to look
nervously at their watches.
Part 2 begins with Bella (Kristen Stewart) re-awakening as a
vampire.
Opening scenes visualise her heightened senses: the sound of a
spider spinning its web, the music of a passing breeze, a trickle
of a bead of water down a glass.
She sees and hears everything, contentedly falling back into the
arms of lover Edward (Robert Pattinson)
Soon after, best friend Jacob (Taylor Lautner) arrives and is
taken aback by Bella's rejuvenation.
"I didn't expect you to seem so... 'you'... except for the
creepy eyes," he grins.
Jacob confesses to Bella that he has imprinted on their
half-mortal, half-vampire offspring, Renesmee (Mackenzie Foy).
Once the young mother recovers from the shock and accepts Jacob
as her daughter's protector, Bella and Edward settle into domestic
bliss with the rest of the Cullen clan: Dr Carlisle (Peter
Facinelli), Esme (Elizabeth Reaser), Alice (Ashley Greene), Rosalie
(Nikki Reed), Emmett (Kellan Lutz) and Jasper (Jackson
Rathbone).
Alas, their joy is short-lived when Edward's cousin Irina
(Maggie Grace) mistakenly identifies Renesmee as an immortal child
- an abomination under ancient vampire law.
She reports her fears to the Volturi, the vampire counsel led by
Aro (Michael Sheen), Caius (Jamie Campbell Bower) and Marcus
(Christopher Heyerdahl), and they marshal an army including sibling
guards Jane (Dakota Fanning) and Alec (Cameron Bright) and
enforcers Demetri (Charlie Bewley) and Felix (Daniel Cudmore).
Aside from the impressive final showdown, Breaking Dawn - Part 2
feels like the dying breaths of a cash cow being milked dry.
Stewart and Pattinson stare dreamily into each other's eyes to
an angst-heavy soundtrack of Green Day, Ellie Goulding, Christina
Perri and Feist, and make gushing declarations - "I'm never going
to get tired of this!" - that inspire wry smiles in light of
tabloid revelations.
Lautner appeases fans with another scene of gratuitous nudity,
while Sheen devours the very expensive scenery as the bloodsucking
elder with an unquenchable thirst for slaughter.
A protracted montage of the leading couple in clinches is yet
more filler but Condon does deliver one nice touch by individually
honouring actors from all five films as he fades to black.
Credit where it's due.
:: No swearing :: Sex :: Violence :: Rating: 5/10
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14/11/12
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