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‘Loss of my beloved cat reminds me we need death to give life value’

25 August 2023
‘Loss of my beloved cat reminds me we need death to give life value’

After suffering another unbearable loss, columnist Melissa Todd is reminded of the frailty of life and importance of savouring every moment.

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‘What happened when I went toe to toe with anti-feminist dubbed the female Andrew Tate’

11 August 2023
‘What happened when I went toe to toe with anti-feminist dubbed the female Andrew Tate’

Do men have to work harder than ever to get lower-value women? Here’s what happened when Melissa Todd sparred with controversial YouTuber Pearl Davis.

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‘What is it about men in frocks that’s considered so harmful to children’s morals?’

21 July 2023
‘What is it about men in frocks that’s considered so harmful to children’s morals?’

Columnist Melissa Todd questions our “weird obsession” with identity after a mixed reaction from the public during a gender-bending photoshoot...

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Hosepipe bans, sea pollution and bill rises: Why water firms’ ‘farcical mismanagement’ is beyond a joke

07 July 2023
Hosepipe bans, sea pollution and bill rises: Why water firms’ ‘farcical mismanagement’ is beyond a joke

Columnist Melissa Todd takes aim at water companies overseeing interrupted supplies, sea pollution and hosepipe bans – all while hiking our bills.

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‘Agency staff treated worse than animals – middle class people wouldn’t accept these conditions’

23 June 2023
‘Agency staff treated worse than animals – middle class people wouldn’t accept these conditions’

Columnist Melissa Todd reflects on the reality of being working class after her friend’s appalling treatment by an unscrupulous employment agency.

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‘Worst thing about disability not the restrictions – but the ignorance and abuse’

09 June 2023
‘Worst thing about disability not the restrictions – but the ignorance and abuse’

Columnist Melissa Todd uncovers the lack of understanding – and even rage-filled abuse – faced by people living with hidden disabilities.

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‘I’ve been signed by an agent! But why do I feel such a terrified fraudster?’

02 June 2023
‘I’ve been signed by an agent! But why do I feel such a terrified fraudster?’

KentOnline columnist and dominatrix Melissa Todd reveals her joy at being signed by a literary agent – and subsequent feelings of imposter syndrome.

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'How I escaped the civilisation of Westwood Cross'

09 January 2023
'How I escaped the civilisation of Westwood Cross'

Columnist Melissa Todd is playing with pain for pleasure this year and escaping civilisation, well, Westwood Cross.

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'Delight in discomfort of strikes – it's making privileged sweat'

19 December 2022
'Delight in discomfort of strikes – it's making privileged sweat'

Columnist Melissa Todd says if the government doesn't listen to striking workers people could die.

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'Perfections are dull - imperfections make women beautiful'

12 December 2022
'Perfections are dull - imperfections make women beautiful'

Columnist Melissa Todd takes part in a photo shoot.

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'Loneliness could kill but chat with me won't help'

05 December 2022
'Loneliness could kill but chat with me won't help'

Columnist Melissa Todd has a conundrum, lonely people keep trying to talk to her and it's the last thing she wants.

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'Opioid crisis wouldn't be such an issue if US drank tea properly'

28 November 2022
'Opioid crisis wouldn't be such an issue if US drank tea properly'

On her travels in the US columnist Melissa Todd was offered every pill under the sun but couldn't find a humble pot of tea.

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'I went to Oxford with Liz Truss - now she's PM and I'm a sex worker'

05 October 2022
'I went to Oxford with Liz Truss - now she's PM and I'm a sex worker'

A sex worker and dominatrix who went to university with Prime Minister Liz Truss reflects on how their lives took very different paths.

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'I took porn stars to Cathedral and they had many questions'

16 July 2022
'I took porn stars to Cathedral and they had many questions'

KentOnline columnist Melissa Todd describes her visit to some of Kent's most famous landmarks with guests from the world of adult entertainment.

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'Playing the victim is fun - but is it doing us any good?'

25 June 2022
'Playing the victim is fun - but is it doing us any good?'

Columnist Melissa Todd writes how victimhood has become "inexplicably" intertwined with virtue.

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'You could tell I was the commonest person in the Commons'

21 May 2022
'You could tell I was the commonest person in the Commons'

Self-confessed politics nerd Melissa Todd put on her best frock for a trip to Westminster but found people gliding away "as if I were radioactive".

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'If they're naked why aren't I rolling them in custard?'

26 February 2022
'If they're naked why aren't I rolling them in custard?'

Our columnist, author and dominatrix Melissa Todd, was invited to speak at a golf club dinner, where the Q&A afterwards took a rather unexpected turn.

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'Influx of DFLs is changing our towns'

12 February 2022
'Influx of DFLs is changing our towns'

DFLs have flooded one part of Kent and gobbled up all the greasy spoons - but snobs and locals can learn to get on, writes Melissa Todd.

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'One chap accused me of looking like Jimmy Carr in drag'

23 January 2022
'One chap accused me of looking like Jimmy Carr in drag'

In her first column for KentOnline, Melissa Todd reveals how she has handled the reaction to her new book on life as a dominatrix...

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