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‘The pub garden was stunning but the meal was tasteless’

‘The pub garden was stunning but the meal was tasteless’

14 July 2023

Secret Drinker found a beautiful pub garden to enjoy a cool pint and eat a pricey salad.

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‘A visit to this tired pub could put you to sleep’

‘A visit to this tired pub could put you to sleep’

07 July 2023

There was a frosty welcome in store for the Secret Drinker when he ventured out to this “functional” village boozer.

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‘It calls itself a pub but feels more like a show home’

‘It calls itself a pub but feels more like a show home’

29 June 2023

Secret Drinker mixes it with the well-heeled clientele at a fancy pub manicured to within an inch of its life

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Luvvies with handheld fluffy dogs were kissing each other on the cheek

Luvvies with handheld fluffy dogs were kissing each other on the cheek

23 June 2023

Secret Drinker gets the chance ‘indulge his whims’ with the seaside luvvies perusing the cocktail menu at this hidden away bar.

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‘I’ve visited some impressive looking Wetherspoon pubs, but this isn’t one of them’

‘I’ve visited some impressive looking Wetherspoon pubs, but this isn’t one of them’

16 June 2023

Hen parties, cheap pints and firefighters: Secret Drinker hits the town on Saturday night

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La-di-da! Could this be Kent’s poshest pub?

La-di-da! Could this be Kent’s poshest pub?

09 June 2023

Straw boaters everywhere, a chocolate box setting and Neck Oil at £6.90 a pint – Secret Drinker strikes it rich.

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‘Straight from another planet’: Secret Drinker at Kent’s most remarkable pub

‘Straight from another planet’: Secret Drinker at Kent’s most remarkable pub

02 June 2023

Why visit a bog standard boozer when you can enjoy a pint (or a homemade rabbit burger) in a weird and wonderful pub?

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The best seat in the house at one of Kent’s most secluded pubs

The best seat in the house at one of Kent’s most secluded pubs

26 May 2023

Secret Drinker needs the sat nav as he goes in search of a tucked away pub at the end of a leafy country lane.

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‘I know I’m banned from the pub, but will you do me a tab?’

‘I know I’m banned from the pub, but will you do me a tab?’

18 May 2023

Secret Drinker joins the Barmy Army at a proper no-nonsense local

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‘From the mood to the language, everything about the pub was blue’

‘From the mood to the language, everything about the pub was blue’

12 May 2023

There’s a foul mouth rant plus missing bar staff on Secret Drinker’s latest pub mission

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‘The noisy bird in the corner of the pub advised me to **** off’

‘The noisy bird in the corner of the pub advised me to **** off’

05 May 2023

The banter at the bar turns the air blue when Secret Drinker mixes it with the locals.

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‘Like an angel crying on your tongue’! Is this the perfect pint?

‘Like an angel crying on your tongue’! Is this the perfect pint?

28 April 2023

The beer’s out of this world but how does the rest of the pub shape up for Secret Drinker as he revisits after 20 years?

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Looking for an upmarket pint? Secret Drinker has the answer...

Looking for an upmarket pint? Secret Drinker has the answer...

21 April 2023

Is it a pub? Is it a restaurant? Either way it’s one of the poshest places around.

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When you've gotta go... the pub where folk wander in to use the loo

When you've gotta go... the pub where folk wander in to use the loo

14 April 2023

Secret Drinker finds a great value public house used by some as a public convenience.

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Cheap beer, fast food! A pint for £2.35 and the grub arrives in three minutes

Cheap beer, fast food! A pint for £2.35 and the grub arrives in three minutes

07 April 2023

Secret Drinker enjoys life on the high Cs at the old opera house in Kent's poshest town.

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Is £8 too much to shell out for a scotch egg in the pub?

Is £8 too much to shell out for a scotch egg in the pub?

30 March 2023

Secret Drinker swerves the silver surfers as he goes in search of a pint and a sarnie

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'It's nothing short of miraculous that this pub is still alive and functioning'

'It's nothing short of miraculous that this pub is still alive and functioning'

24 March 2023

It was quite possibly the worst St Patrick's Day ever, as Secret Drinker was the last man standing at this pub frozen in time.

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It may not have a sign but this pub is crying out for the support of its locals

It may not have a sign but this pub is crying out for the support of its locals

17 March 2023

Secret Drinker pays a visit to a pub that's in desperate need of the support of its village.

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Is this the most ugly looking pub in Kent?

Is this the most ugly looking pub in Kent?

10 March 2023

Secret Drinker finds it's not the crust but the filling that counts on a trip to a pub that desperately needs your love

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'The pub's bustling atmosphere drowned out the crack of gunshots from outside'

'The pub's bustling atmosphere drowned out the crack of gunshots from outside'

03 March 2023

Secret Drinker crosses over to the darkside on a Sunday lunchtime jaunt

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