Charity is a selfless thing, but at the upcoming fundraiser for Donuts for the Depressed, Agnes sees the opportunity to finally win her parent's approval of her fiancé, the unimpressive Edwin.

All she needs to do is orchestrate the kidnapping of her lunatic grandmother. But with her kidnappers being unreliable dimwits, both the kidnapping and charity will merge into one glorious disaster fraught with confusion, mischief, and the gentle accumulation of bodies in the garden shed.

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