Go Ape at Bedgebury Forest and Leeds Castle is probably the only chance you will get to climb up the canopies and escape the election.

From the age of six to 60 and beyond, politic-phobics and little monkeys alike will be able to fly through the leaflet free trees, getting back to what really matters; scaling 25 foot trees and zooming down zip wires.

Let adrenaline and excitement be your guide, and leave the blur of pink buses, snoring lords and bacon sandwiches far beneath you.

For up to three hours, a Go Ape adventures offers visitors two things;

a) Absolutely no rosette-wearing baboons beating their chests, shrieking territoriality and wanting to kiss your babies

b) A fantastic day out

More details at goape.co.uk