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As Canterbury launches first all-day cereal cafe, we ask: how hipster are you?

With the opening of an all-day cereal cafe in Canterbury, it's official: Kent has reached peak hipster.

A hipster is defined as "a person who follows the latest trends and fashions, especially those regarded as being outside the cultural mainstream".

Confused? Us, too. Here's 10 ways to tell if you're a hipster:

How hipster are you?
How hipster are you?

1. You eat at places where your food arrives on anything but a plate

Be it a piece of slate, a chopping board, or any other impractical but "inventive" platter, the hipster regards the humble plate as passe. And chips come in a tiny metal bucket or miniature chip fryer.

Plates are so passé. The hipster prefers a slate, a chopping board, or any other unpractical but oh-so-trendy platter.
Plates are so passé. The hipster prefers a slate, a chopping board, or any other unpractical but oh-so-trendy platter.

2. You have a ridiculously convoluted, non-descript job title that no one can understand

Q: What do you do? A: Me? Oh, I'm a Digital Evolvement and Engagement Strategist.

3. Your preferred glass is a mason jar

And your favourite tipple is craft beer. The more obscure the brewery, the better.

Cool off with a nice cold drink - but only if served in a mason jar
Cool off with a nice cold drink - but only if served in a mason jar

4. You eat things with "artisan" in the title

Kale and avocado also feature prominently in your diet. And you Instagram every meal #eatclean. You may also have an arbitrary, non-medical dietary requirement, which you're sure to drone on about at every opportunity.

Skinny jeans with rolled up bottoms are typically paired with boat shoes or brogues - but no socks
Skinny jeans with rolled up bottoms are typically paired with boat shoes or brogues - but no socks

5. You've taken up cycling

On a vintage bike, of course.

6. Your wardrobe is ironic

You wear skinny jeans with the bottoms rolled up, and boat shoes or brogues. Absolutely no socks. You pair this with an oversized checked shirt and hunting cap or beanie/bobble hat (whatever the weather). You aim to look different - just like everyone else.

A beanie hat is a must. Even at the height of summer. Style over comfort.
A beanie hat is a must. Even at the height of summer. Style over comfort.

7. You have a beard

The bigger, the better. You condition your facial fuzz with a specialist beard oil, or style it using wax. You may also straighten it. Your girlfriend hates it.

8. You wear thick-rimmed glasses

But do not have a prescription. Often, the lens will be clear plastic, or non-existent.

Kale and avocado feature prominently on the hipster diet
Kale and avocado feature prominently on the hipster diet

9. You favour old technology

You eschew the latest gadgets, instead preferring to use old type-writers and record players unearthed from your parents' loft.

Record players are a must for listening to music that no one else has heard of
Record players are a must for listening to music that no one else has heard of

10. You don't think you're hipster

If you don't identify with any of the things listed above, congratulations - you're probably a hipster.

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