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'A man lurched into me before falling flat on the pub floor'

07 February 2020
'A man lurched into me before falling flat on the pub floor'

The weird and wonderful: Secret Drinker has a Saturday night to remember.

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Secret Drinker's sweet and sour success story

31 January 2020
Secret Drinker's sweet and sour success story

Our undercover reporter heads to a pub that until recently had been a Chinese for 50 years, dishing up spring rolls and chop suey.

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Obscenities, cougars and the biggest fruit machine I'd ever seen

23 January 2020
Obscenities, cougars and the biggest fruit machine I'd ever seen

There's never a dull moment in the Dukes Head as Secret Drinker discovered on his latest undercover mission

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Hot stuff! Secret Drinker finds a proper pub with roaring log fire

17 January 2020
Hot stuff! Secret Drinker finds a proper pub with roaring log fire

Our pub spy finds a very warm welcome and the remedy for a miserable winter's day

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The lumpiest custard ever and mad barmaids - Secret Drinker is back

10 January 2020
The lumpiest custard ever and mad barmaids - Secret Drinker is back

Our undercover reporter heads to one of only a handful of pubs in the country to be found right on the beach

Secret Drinker visits a hostelry where the 'B' word may be banned

03 January 2020
Secret Drinker visits a hostelry where the 'B' word may be banned

Our undercover reporter meets a hairy hound that adds even more to a historic hostelry's appeal.

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Secret Drinker encounters 'the most inedible thing in the world'

27 December 2019
Secret Drinker encounters 'the most inedible thing in the world'

Our undercover drinker reports back from a pub with no beer and a particularly inedible snack.

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Secret Drinker fails to find festive magic on his latest pub trip

20 December 2019
Secret Drinker fails to find festive magic on his latest pub trip

Our pub spy snaps up a Rocking Rudolph but his outing isn't quite the Christmas cracker he'd hoped for.

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Secret Drinker finds a spot for dedicated beer followers

13 December 2019
Secret Drinker finds a spot for dedicated beer followers

Our undercover reporter finds a boozer for those who want to meet decent folk, relax, and really worship beer.

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Looking for a great country pub? Secret Drinker has the solution...

06 December 2019
Looking for a great country pub? Secret Drinker has the solution...

Our undercover reporter stumbles across hounds, history and a cheesecake to die for in the heart of Kent.

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Secret Drinker battles the flat cap brigade for a place at the bar

29 November 2019
Secret Drinker battles the flat cap brigade for a place at the bar

Good beer, banter and food - if only our undercover reporter could get to the bar on his latest pub visit.

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Two for the price of one: Secret Drinker reviews pubs just yards apart

22 November 2019
Two for the price of one: Secret Drinker reviews pubs just yards apart

There's a clear winner in the battle of the boozers - but do you agree with our pub spy?

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Secret Drinker opens the door to 'one of the least attractive boozers in Kent'

15 November 2019
Secret Drinker opens the door to 'one of the least attractive boozers in Kent'

Our undercover calls in for a pint at a pub that's as rough and ready as they come

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Hard cheese! Secret Drinker's parmesan fiasco

08 November 2019
Hard cheese! Secret Drinker's parmesan fiasco

Our undercover reporter is left cheesed off with a waitress, but did it ruin his latest pub visit?

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Secret Drinker at one of Kent's top end gastro pubs

01 November 2019
Secret Drinker at one of Kent's top end gastro pubs

Wooden floors, hefty leather sofas and rare imported beers - our pub spy gets the bit between his teeth at the White Horse

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Secret Drinker almost lost us 2003 world cup

29 October 2019
Secret Drinker almost lost us 2003 world cup

Where were you when England lifted the world cup in 2003? Secret Drinker reminisces about a rather chaotic pub session.

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Secret Drinker heads to church for a quick pint

25 October 2019
Secret Drinker heads to church for a quick pint

Hymns and hyrs toilets, organs and vibe rings! Our undercover reporter pulls up a pew at one of Kent's biggest pubs.

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Secret Drinker finds a pub cheaper than Wetherspoon

18 October 2019
Secret Drinker finds a pub cheaper than Wetherspoon

Our undercover reporter heads to a seaside pub that's as cheap as chips and proud of it

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Secret Drinker and the hairy dolphin conundrum

11 October 2019
Secret Drinker and the hairy dolphin conundrum

Attacked by bees, heckled by locals - but does our undercover reporter regret nipping out for a quick pint?

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Secret Drinker, a drowned village and the perfect seaside pub

04 October 2019
Secret Drinker, a drowned village and the perfect seaside pub

There's just one building left in an abandoned Kent village - luckily for our undercover reporter it's a pub with stunning sea views

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