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'A pint costs 99p and the food arrives faster than a Big Mac'

09 December 2021
'A pint costs 99p and the food arrives faster than a Big Mac'

Cherry shots, crazy carpets and plenty of change - Secret Drinker takes a break from the shopping in a Wetherspoon

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'The new manageress was soon pulling crystals from her bra'

03 December 2021
'The new manageress was soon pulling crystals from her bra'

Secret Drinker finds plenty of festive sparkle on his latest pub visit... but only after paying £1 to park.

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Sacre bleu! Secret Drinker's culinary calamity

26 November 2021
Sacre bleu! Secret Drinker's culinary calamity

The phone says France, but the food was anything but haute cuisine in Kent's closest pub to mainland Europe

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Secret Drinker and two slippery little customers

19 November 2021
Secret Drinker and two slippery little customers

The barmaid made me do it! Our undercover spy ends up well pickled on his latest pub visit.

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Sockless metrosexuals and Bilbo Baggins at gastro pub with buzz

12 November 2021
Sockless metrosexuals and Bilbo Baggins at gastro pub with buzz

Our resident pub reviewer was in a new part of town, and fancied a liquid lunch at the local gastro pub.

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Threatened by the Krays in pub loo during liquid lunch

05 November 2021
Threatened by the Krays in pub loo during liquid lunch

Secret Drinker had a very warm welcome at a pub where regulars, and newcomers, are treated like part of the family – and even sing along together.

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Two very horny hounds and the axe-wielding barmaid

29 October 2021
Two very horny hounds and the axe-wielding barmaid

Trick or treat? Secret Drinker calls in at one of Kent's most famous inns as it prepares for Halloween.

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The pub that's taking over the whole street

22 October 2021
The pub that's taking over the whole street

Secret Drinker turns back the clock to explore a town centre pub that just can't stop getting bigger.

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‘It's a barren desert without a single boozer worth visiting'

15 October 2021
‘It's a barren desert without a single boozer worth visiting'

It's a sobering experience as Secret Drinker makes his first foray to a Kent high street.

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Secret Drinker, the footie team and a pub of two halves

08 October 2021
Secret Drinker, the footie team and a pub of two halves

Secret Drinker visits a pub of two halves and rubs shoulders with a football team with questionable music taste before stumbling upon a real gem.

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'It was like I had just walked into someone's front room, not a pub!'

01 October 2021
'It was like I had just walked into someone's front room, not a pub!'

Silent Witness on the gogglebox, cuppas on the couch - but has Secret Drinker hit the jackpot?

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Secret Drinker at the super-sized pub in the middle of nowhere

24 September 2021
Secret Drinker at the super-sized pub in the middle of nowhere

Is bigger always better? Our pub spy heads along Kent's leafy lanes to find out.

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'The most uninviting pub I’ve ever had the misfortune to visit'

17 September 2021
'The most uninviting pub I’ve ever had the misfortune to visit'

This is why they say never go back: Secret Drinker revisits one of his student haunts

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Dropping anchor in the pub that time forgot

10 September 2021
Dropping anchor in the pub that time forgot

Old skool cool rules - Secret Drinker heads back to the 80s.

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'A fitting aroma but does Pig run before it can trot?'

03 September 2021
'A fitting aroma but does Pig run before it can trot?'

Secret Drinker had trouble finding a pub that was a) open and b) not 'bookings only' and when he finally found one he got a rather dismissive welcome.

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On the wrong side of the tracks at The Railway

27 August 2021
On the wrong side of the tracks at The Railway

The Secret Drinker heads into a town centre Wetherspoon for an afternoon pint and finds the 'loudest' barmaid in the world.

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The golden oasis and the punters' new shirts

20 August 2021
The golden oasis and the punters' new shirts

Our pub spy stumbles on a rural oasis where the welcome is warm, the glasses are chilled and the darts team's nicknames are lairy to say the least.

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Helpful, chatty and hard-working! Is this the ideal barmaid?

13 August 2021
Helpful, chatty and hard-working! Is this the ideal barmaid?

Secret Drinker heads to a back street boozer and gets more belly laughs than he bargained for.

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The free house and the fish with extremely large fingers

06 August 2021
The free house and the fish with extremely large fingers

Our undercover reporter visits a 500-year-old free house which has its own bitter, and fish finger sandwiches that need to be seen to be believed.

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Always read the 'regulars only' sign

30 July 2021
Always read the 'regulars only' sign

Our pub spy gets two very different welcomes on a night out on the town.

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