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Avocado and eggs on toast cost £11 – but this is my new favourite cafe

Avocado and eggs on toast cost £11 – but this is my new favourite cafe

07 December 2023

Our reporter is blown away by the aesthetic of this cafe – but did the food measure up to the decoration?

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‘I’ve never eaten anywhere like it – but nearly £6 for a prepackaged sandwich?’

‘I’ve never eaten anywhere like it – but nearly £6 for a prepackaged sandwich?’

30 November 2023

Our reviewer visits an RC enthusiasts’ dream for an unusual breakfast experience.

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‘Chandeliers and three courses for £15 – is this the best value meal in the UK?’

‘Chandeliers and three courses for £15 – is this the best value meal in the UK?’

23 November 2023

In an era where eating out is increasingly expensive, we check out a restaurant where £15 gets you three courses of fine dining amid splendour.

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‘I tried the cafe loved by my favourite Man United player’

‘I tried the cafe loved by my favourite Man United player’

16 November 2023

After finding out a footballing legend was eating at a cafe just a few miles from our reporter’s home, we sent him out to see what the fuss was about.

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‘How do they do it? It’s the best I’ve had’

‘How do they do it? It’s the best I’ve had’

09 November 2023

Our reviewer is blown away by some of the best food and hospitality he’s experienced in Kent.

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‘I’ve never known such a good restaurant to be so empty’

‘I’ve never known such a good restaurant to be so empty’

02 November 2023

Our reporter visited a Mexican-themed dive bar for £12 tapas night and ended up having the whole place to herself.

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‘No-one wants to see a hair sticking out of their tomato’

‘No-one wants to see a hair sticking out of their tomato’

26 October 2023

Our reviewer heads to the coast and encounters dogs in “prison”, hair in his food and one of the great underwhelming burgers.

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'This tiny backstreet restaurant is a real hidden gem'

'This tiny backstreet restaurant is a real hidden gem'

19 October 2023

It may be a little off the beaten track, but our reporter says this warm and welcoming spot will richly reward those who seek it out.

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‘This is the best UK restaurant I’ve ever been to’

‘This is the best UK restaurant I’ve ever been to’

12 October 2023

Our reporter has discovered one of Kent’s hidden gems – which he says deserves to be included in the Michelin Guide.

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We tried ‘absolutely delicious’ bottomless curry and cocktails for £40

We tried ‘absolutely delicious’ bottomless curry and cocktails for £40

05 October 2023

We’ve tried bottomless barbecues and sushi – but could this unlimited curry feast be the best yet?

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‘It’s Oktoberfest every weekend here!’

‘It’s Oktoberfest every weekend here!’

28 September 2023

For this week’s Eat My Words, we headed to a show bar promising beer, cheer and bratwurst.

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Five-star food, stunning decor – but is £2.50 for a can of coke too steep?

Five-star food, stunning decor – but is £2.50 for a can of coke too steep?

21 September 2023

A relative newcomer to one village is turning on the style – but can it deliver on the substance too in our food review?

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We tried bottomless BBQ that had people queuing out the door

We tried bottomless BBQ that had people queuing out the door

14 September 2023

People were queueing out of the door to grab a taste of the unlimited meat feast on offer at this Kent restaurant.

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Men in skirts, £8 pints and dancing in the street

Men in skirts, £8 pints and dancing in the street

07 September 2023

Secret Drinker gets a dose of festival fever as he heads to Kent’s biggest hop celebration

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‘I missed out on an Instagrammable spot but had the best Turkish ever’

‘I missed out on an Instagrammable spot but had the best Turkish ever’

31 August 2023

Our reporter visited an eye-catching Turkish restaurant that could rival a glitzy cocktail bar with its mirrored walls and flashy neon signs.

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The Italian Job? Not quite

The Italian Job? Not quite

17 August 2023

Our reporter was hoping to get a slice of Italy in Kent when she tried a new Italian restaurant.

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Bottomless sushi for just £20?! And it tastes incredible too!

Bottomless sushi for just £20?! And it tastes incredible too!

03 August 2023

Our reporter entered a new restaurant as a sushi sceptic – but after trying the five-star food from the “bottomless” menu, he left a convert.

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‘At just £6 I would happily pay that again’

‘At just £6 I would happily pay that again’

27 July 2023

Our Eat My Words reviewer visited a new bistro in a hotel and treated himself to a dessert – and what a treat it was.

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The Jaws-themed cafe with the ‘best egg sandwiches ever’

The Jaws-themed cafe with the ‘best egg sandwiches ever’

20 July 2023

We visited an outdoor waterfront cafe based on 1975 blockbuster Jaws and tucked into some simple but delicious sandwiches.

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We tried Indian takeaway named best in England – did it live up to the hype?

We tried Indian takeaway named best in England – did it live up to the hype?

13 July 2023

This Kent curry house has gongs galore – but is it really the greatest in the land? Here’s our verdict...

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