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Secret Drinker reviews the Nags Head pub in Rochester High Street

The sign on the front wall simply read ‘Open All Day’, which makes a refreshing change when so many pubs are choosing to cut their hours and even their days.

And with its doors thrown wide open the banter from the boys at the bar could clearly be heard from the street and I couldn’t help wandering in.

I was greeted in the Nags Head by a series of rear ends, all perched on bar stools, though to be fair they did turn around politely to see what fresh meat had wandered in off Rochester High Street.

The weather-boarded Nags Head, on Rochester High Street, looks every inch a traditional boozer, and, how nice it is to see an ‘Open all day’ sign
The weather-boarded Nags Head, on Rochester High Street, looks every inch a traditional boozer, and, how nice it is to see an ‘Open all day’ sign

I spotted a couple of offerings from Iron Pier, which is brewed fairly locally, Gravesend to be exact, and was just making up my mind between pale ale and bitter when I was informed the pump clip should have been turned round on the latter.

Decision now made I took my 3.7% Perry Street Pale and a packet of salt and vinegar and sat at a high table just behind the bar. The pint was excellent, plenty of citrus flavour and very moreish, the crisps seemed a little stale but when I checked there were still in date - though only by five days.

I decided not to mention this as the poor barmaid had already struggled enough, not least because some wag had changed the pump clips over and Adam hadn’t yet fixed the drip tray!

It’s a traditional old dark wooden bar and I reckon it might nearly be time to get those hops changed
It’s a traditional old dark wooden bar and I reckon it might nearly be time to get those hops changed
Open ALL day – excellent stuff
Open ALL day – excellent stuff

A radio station, Absolute I think, was playing some decent tunes in the background, Police, Blondie, Blossoms but it wasn’t loud enough to dominate and you could still hear the locals roundly abusing each other and yourself, in equal measure.

One big fella, sat in the corner slot of the bar, looks like he spends a fair bit of time wedged in this position and reminded me just a little of the character Norm from Cheers, but without the humour.

What I should have mentioned was that the second I bought the crisps and looked like I was even thinking of opening the packet I’d immediately gained a new shadow, and best friend. Jasper the pub dog is fantastic, incredibly well-behaved and remarkably attentive, plus he’ll look lovingly at you for ages, or at least until the crisp packet is empty – at which point he athletically leaps back into position on one of the padded bench seats.

The Iron Pier pale ale, had a good deal more zingy flavour than even the slightly lemony colour suggested. Jasper didn’t mind but the crisps were more than a little stale
The Iron Pier pale ale, had a good deal more zingy flavour than even the slightly lemony colour suggested. Jasper didn’t mind but the crisps were more than a little stale
This gluten free, potato-based snack, had travelled all the way from Ireland and although they were in date it must have been a tough journey for them
This gluten free, potato-based snack, had travelled all the way from Ireland and although they were in date it must have been a tough journey for them

There is a great old wooden bar, which has obviously been in use for years and would have some great stories to tell if only it could speak.

There is a good mixture of tut and decent items dotted about on the walls and I found myself inwardly reminiscing about a time when all boozers had their walls packed with such stuff. There was a large instrument strung up above the jukebox and quite a few album covers dotted about but I wasn’t altogether sure about the significance of the splayed out saddle?

You can tell there is history oozing from the place and ‘Norm’ in the corner had a moment of clarity and shared an interesting fact that the building, built in the 18th century, used to be a police station and there are still some chains somewhere which were used to restrain the prisoners.

I’ll leave it to the experts to tell me exactly what this instrument is but it looked impressive above the jukebox. Mind you, it was Absolute Radio only when I was in
I’ll leave it to the experts to tell me exactly what this instrument is but it looked impressive above the jukebox. Mind you, it was Absolute Radio only when I was in
Which little monkey switched the pump clips around? It didn’t take too much to confuse the barmaid.
Which little monkey switched the pump clips around? It didn’t take too much to confuse the barmaid.

The barmaid had now finished her shift but was happy to take a seat on the other side of the bar and join the regulars for a swift drink before heading out – this is another tell-tale sign of a decent boozer and I was really warming to the Nags Head.

Molly the landlady had taken over and, following an altercation with a wasp, she served me a pint of Kronenbourg with a smile and a good deal more efficiency than the barmaid, who despite her lack of speed behind the bar, was also a delight.

There’s plenty of hefty dark wood and not a little brass about the place but it’s also down to earth with rough, stripped floorboards and dusty ice buckets stacked on a high shelf among equally dusty old hops.

Who’s a good boy? Jasper the pub dog was very attentive when snacks were around. To be fair he was brilliant the rest of the time too – until he heard a rustle of a packet in the lower bar
Who’s a good boy? Jasper the pub dog was very attentive when snacks were around. To be fair he was brilliant the rest of the time too – until he heard a rustle of a packet in the lower bar
The regulars were all sat on stools at the bar and only really left their perches either to pop to the loo or to leave the pub
The regulars were all sat on stools at the bar and only really left their perches either to pop to the loo or to leave the pub

There was a TV screen but mercifully it was switched off, a sign informs you the pub team has jurisdiction over the pool table from 7pm on a Tuesday and there’s a modern electronic fruit machine as well as a more old-fashioned example.

The gents certainly fits in with the full-on traditional flavour – white tiled walls and heavy brown tiles on the floor. It was clean and fresh.

If truth be told I was fully intending to pay a visit to the nearby micropub Three Sheets to the Wind as I’d received a recommendation, but I’m delighted to have been waylaid by the Nags Head and its motley selection of chatty, friendly locals.

The pub has two bars, but take my advice and walk a few paces higher up the road as the ‘upper bar’ is far superior to its lower cousin.

Theatre Paul, wearing a natty blue shirt had left, as had Kev and even Jasper had shot down to the lower bar after hearing the rustle of a crisp packet so as I was left with just the man in the corner I too decided it was time I made a move. I think ‘Norm’ was just starting a story about the pub’s resident ghost Aggie and how much she likes his stories!

Hanging like a giant brown butterfly on the wall, I’ve have no idea what the significance of the saddle was
Hanging like a giant brown butterfly on the wall, I’ve have no idea what the significance of the saddle was
I’m not sure it would strictly qualify as a pub garden, but the small outside area is positioned right at the centre of the pub
I’m not sure it would strictly qualify as a pub garden, but the small outside area is positioned right at the centre of the pub

NAGS HEAD, HIGH STREET, ROCHESTER ME1 1HS

Decor: I loved it. Not flashy, not perfect by any means, but a brilliantly (back to the good old days) adorned pub with plenty of interesting items for the first-time visitor to view. ****

Drink: Iron Pier is usually a very decent pint and the pale ale didn’t disappoint. Maybe it’s a good sign that the bitter had all been drunk, even if the clip hadn’t been turned around. It’s better to do one beer well… the usual lager suspects were available, with Kronie the pick for me. ***

Price: The Iron Pier pale ale, with a packet of crisps cost me £5.40. A pint of Kronenbourg was just under a fiver at £4.90 and if you went for Moretti it would set you back £5.60. ***

Staff: Molly was efficient, friendly and funny, apart from the moment she risked a sting in the tail. The barmaid on shift when I walked in was wonderfully inept but absolutely charming. ****

Good advice from the character on the wall of the gents – Think Big!
Good advice from the character on the wall of the gents – Think Big!
The toilet sink sits nice and neatly in one corner but size constraints may mean you need to wash one hand at a time
The toilet sink sits nice and neatly in one corner but size constraints may mean you need to wash one hand at a time
The pool table looked in good condition and I wouldn’t have minded a frame or two – though the team takes control from 7pm on Tuesday.
The pool table looked in good condition and I wouldn’t have minded a frame or two – though the team takes control from 7pm on Tuesday.

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