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'Several drinkers were so tired and emotional they were having trouble speaking'
Where the chickens and a wacky barmaid rule the roost
The pub table was so sticky the wife's skin came off
No flashing lights, no trendy paint jobs and no nonsense
'Quite simply the best food I’ve been served in a pub'
'The stench from the gents hits you like a sledgehammer'
Secret Drinker visits the local saved by its regulars
'If there was a surliest bartender award she’d be a strong contender'
'A brilliant beer garden, pool and two bathing beauties'
'I’m not going to pay for what he sicked up'
Two pubs, same owner but huge difference on the price of a pint
'The pub was about as lively as the lifeless beer '
Scentsational: The pub with no ale, but wow what a smell
'A dark old boozer and the packet of fish fingers'
Secret Drinker visits Kent's 'oldest' pub with very modern prices
Cold shoulders and stony glares in a real locals' local
'It was like we walked into an unseen episode of ‘Allo ‘Allo!'
'The whole bar is firmly locked in the middle of last century'
'It was one of the dingiest, gloomiest pubs I’ve walked into'
'OAPs with patriotic hair deserve to have fun - but good job defib was on hand'
Secret Drinker soaks up spring at one of Kent's top pub gardens
Secret Drinker and the punters who love talking about sex
A pub that's the answer to my prayers
Secret Drinker's hunt for a good pub in Whitstable
'They do say don't judge a book by its posh-looking cover...'
Love it or hate it? The weird, wacky pubs in the most Marmite place in Kent
Sitting pretty - but is it really 'the best pub you’ll find for miles'?
'It's a village pub you want to keep returning to time after time'
'Most plates were sent back with enough food left to feed the Towie cast'
'The landlord was having a much-needed snooze in an armchair'
'A pint costs 99p and the food arrives faster than a Big Mac'
'The language from the bar was even fruitier than the ciders'
Meet the busiest bartender in town - and the most argumentative punter
Feel the love! 'This could be the most welcoming pub I’ve ever visited'
Flushed with love: 'Spectacular and the highlight of my year reviewing pub toilets'
'The new manageress was soon pulling crystals from her bra'
Sacre bleu! Secret Drinker's culinary calamity
Secret Drinker and two slippery little customers
Sockless metrosexuals and Bilbo Baggins at gastro pub with buzz
Threatened by the Krays in pub loo during liquid lunch
Two very horny hounds and the axe-wielding barmaid
The pub that's taking over the whole street
‘It's a barren desert without a single boozer worth visiting'
Secret Drinker, the footie team and a pub of two halves
'It was like I had just walked into someone's front room, not a pub!'
Secret Drinker at the super-sized pub in the middle of nowhere
'The most uninviting pub I’ve ever had the misfortune to visit'
Dropping anchor in the pub that time forgot
'A fitting aroma but does Pig run before it can trot?'
On the wrong side of the tracks at The Railway
The golden oasis and the punters' new shirts
Helpful, chatty and hard-working! Is this the ideal barmaid?
The free house and the fish with extremely large fingers
Always read the 'regulars only' sign
Secret Drinker: 'It was a step away from turning into Acorn Antiques'
Secret Drinker ends up the only punter in the oldest gay bar in town
Buzzing: Secret Drinker chills in a pub garden just yards from the sea
Inch perfect: Kent's smallest pub reopens after a 10 year wait
Size matters! Big up to the pub but where's our large glass of wine?
Undrinkable: 'The only good thing about the pint? It was served on a beermat'
Lime green razors, pink socks and a punter turning the air blue
Sausage and chips for £13.50 - but the bangers were bang on
Smelly loos, hit and miss booze - but the girl's a star
You couldn't make it up: Lamb pie's the special but the barman's mutton
Busy, bustling and full of banter
It's great to be back at the pub - but £11 for a glass of wine, REALLY!
Secret Drinker finds out who had all pies on the last night before lockdown
Secret Drinker: When cheap beer isn't everything
Pulling power: The pub that's packing in the punters
Rolling back the beers
'This is the best boozer for miles around'
A shining star in the middle of nowhere
'When it came to the beer I seriously considered drinking the hand sanitizer instead'
Secret Drinker and the fart from the dark
Secret Drinker's spicy night out
Secret Drinker and the bar with no beer
'That landlord was just plain rude'
Loopy dogs and limping landlords in the back of beyond
Secret Drinker: Blood, Sheps and beers
Get a room! Secret Drinker and the loved up couple
Secret Drinker: River deep, prices high
Secret Drinker visits one of the county’s pub treasures
The village pub that came back from the dead
Secret Drinker's fruity Saturday night in the pub
You Wantsum! Secret Drinker certainly did on his latest pub mission
Missing pints and electric banana pizzas, Secret Drinker's crazy night out
Secret Drinker reviews the poshest Wetherspoons in Kent
Fires, frowns and Flog It: Secret Drinker is back on Sheppey
Secret Drinker samples the sea air from a Sheps vantage point
'A man lurched into me before falling flat on the pub floor'
Secret Drinker's sweet and sour success story
Obscenities, cougars and the biggest fruit machine I'd ever seen
Hot stuff! Secret Drinker finds a proper pub with roaring log fire
The lumpiest custard ever and mad barmaids - Secret Drinker is back
Secret Drinker encounters 'the most inedible thing in the world'
Secret Drinker fails to find festive magic on his latest pub trip
Secret Drinker finds a spot for dedicated beer followers
Looking for a great country pub? Secret Drinker has the solution...
Secret Drinker battles the flat cap brigade for a place at the bar
Two for the price of one: Secret Drinker reviews pubs just yards apart
Secret Drinker opens the door to 'one of the least attractive boozers in Kent'
Hard cheese! Secret Drinker's parmesan fiasco
Secret Drinker at one of Kent's top end gastro pubs
Secret Drinker heads to church for a quick pint
Secret Drinker finds a pub cheaper than Wetherspoon
Secret Drinker, a drowned village and the perfect seaside pub
Secret Drinker takes a step into the unknown
I'll drink to that! Secret Drinker finds a pub with a view that wows
Secret Drinker visits an historic boozer in the heart of Kent
Secret Drinker uncorks a cracking country pub near the Kent coast
Charmed! Secret Drinker and the Irish barmaid
Undrinkable beer and a frolicking Pomeranian! Secret Drinker is back
Secret Drinker finds a West Malling gem
Secret Drinker finds a pub with a No.1 pastime
Secret Drinker meets a pub's youngest ever customer
Secret Drinker: Beer as dull as dishwater and profiteroles 'on the turn'
Secret Drinker unearths 'Kent’s best pub garden'
Secret Drinker heads to country inn on the Kent/Sussex border
Secret Drinker takes a step back in time to a 'right proper' local
Secret Drinker reviews the Rising Sun at Kingsdown, near Deal
Secret Drinker reviews the Maiden's Head pub in Canterbury
Secret Drinker calls in at The Yeoman in Bearsted
Secret Drinker reviews 'Kent's premier gay and lesbian bar'
Secret Drinker calls in for a pint at the Belle Vue
Secret Drinker drops into Ye Olde Chequers Inn
Secret Drinker reviews the Black Horse

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