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Sacre bleu! Secret Drinker's culinary calamity
‘It's a barren desert without a single boozer worth visiting'
'The new manageress was soon pulling crystals from her bra'
'The most uninviting pub I’ve ever had the misfortune to visit'
The pub that's taking over the whole street
Secret Drinker: 'It was a step away from turning into Acorn Antiques'
Lime green razors, pink socks and a punter turning the air blue
Secret Drinker at the super-sized pub in the middle of nowhere
Helpful, chatty and hard-working! Is this the ideal barmaid?
Inch perfect: Kent's smallest pub reopens after a 10 year wait
Dropping anchor in the pub that time forgot
'It was like I had just walked into someone's front room, not a pub!'
Buzzing: Secret Drinker chills in a pub garden just yards from the sea
The free house and the fish with extremely large fingers
You couldn't make it up: Lamb pie's the special but the barman's mutton
On the wrong side of the tracks at The Railway
Secret Drinker, the footie team and a pub of two halves
The golden oasis and the punters' new shirts
Secret Drinker ends up the only punter in the oldest gay bar in town
Sausage and chips for £13.50 - but the bangers were bang on
Always read the 'regulars only' sign
Undrinkable: 'The only good thing about the pint? It was served on a beermat'
The village pub that came back from the dead
Size matters! Big up to the pub but where's our large glass of wine?
Secret Drinker heads to the pub for a Saturday night takeaway
Rolling back the beers
'This is the best boozer for miles around'
Secret Drinker visits one of the county’s pub treasures
Smelly loos, hit and miss booze - but the girl's a star
It's great to be back at the pub - but £11 for a glass of wine, REALLY!
Secret Drinker finds out who had all pies on the last night before lockdown
Secret Drinker and two slippery little customers
Sockless metrosexuals and Bilbo Baggins at gastro pub with buzz
Threatened by the Krays in pub loo during liquid lunch
Two very horny hounds and the axe-wielding barmaid
'A fitting aroma but does Pig run before it can trot?'
Busy, bustling and full of banter
Secret Drinker: When cheap beer isn't everything
Pulling power: The pub that's packing in the punters
A shining star in the middle of nowhere
'When it came to the beer I seriously considered drinking the hand sanitizer instead'
Secret Drinker and the fart from the dark
Secret Drinker's spicy night out
Secret Drinker and the bar with no beer
'That landlord was just plain rude'
Loopy dogs and limping landlords in the back of beyond
Secret Drinker: Blood, Sheps and beers
Get a room! Secret Drinker and the loved up couple
Secret Drinker: River deep, prices high
Secret Drinker's fruity Saturday night in the pub
You Wantsum! Secret Drinker certainly did on his latest pub mission
Missing pints and electric banana pizzas, Secret Drinker's crazy night out
Secret Drinker reviews the poshest Wetherspoons in Kent
Fires, frowns and Flog It: Secret Drinker is back on Sheppey
Secret Drinker samples the sea air from a Sheps vantage point
'A man lurched into me before falling flat on the pub floor'
Secret Drinker's sweet and sour success story
Obscenities, cougars and the biggest fruit machine I'd ever seen
Hot stuff! Secret Drinker finds a proper pub with roaring log fire
The lumpiest custard ever and mad barmaids - Secret Drinker is back
Secret Drinker encounters 'the most inedible thing in the world'
Secret Drinker fails to find festive magic on his latest pub trip
Secret Drinker finds a spot for dedicated beer followers
Looking for a great country pub? Secret Drinker has the solution...
Secret Drinker battles the flat cap brigade for a place at the bar
Two for the price of one: Secret Drinker reviews pubs just yards apart
Secret Drinker opens the door to 'one of the least attractive boozers in Kent'
Hard cheese! Secret Drinker's parmesan fiasco
Secret Drinker at one of Kent's top end gastro pubs
Secret Drinker heads to church for a quick pint
Secret Drinker finds a pub cheaper than Wetherspoon
Secret Drinker, a drowned village and the perfect seaside pub
Secret Drinker takes a step into the unknown
I'll drink to that! Secret Drinker finds a pub with a view that wows
Secret Drinker visits an historic boozer in the heart of Kent
Secret Drinker uncorks a cracking country pub near the Kent coast
Charmed! Secret Drinker and the Irish barmaid
Undrinkable beer and a frolicking Pomeranian! Secret Drinker is back
Secret Drinker finds a West Malling gem
Secret Drinker finds a pub with a No.1 pastime
Secret Drinker meets a pub's youngest ever customer
Secret Drinker: Beer as dull as dishwater and profiteroles 'on the turn'
Secret Drinker unearths 'Kent’s best pub garden'
Secret Drinker heads to country inn on the Kent/Sussex border
Secret Drinker takes a step back in time to a 'right proper' local
Secret Drinker reviews the Rising Sun at Kingsdown, near Deal
Secret Drinker reviews the Maiden's Head pub in Canterbury
Secret Drinker calls in at The Yeoman in Bearsted
Secret Drinker reviews 'Kent's premier gay and lesbian bar'
Secret Drinker calls in for a pint at the Belle Vue
Secret Drinker drops into Ye Olde Chequers Inn
Secret Drinker reviews the Black Horse

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