Published: 14:56, 10 January 2019
| Updated: 21:07, 12 February 2019
Think your ex is an absolute termite? Well, you can name a cockroach after them this Valentine's Day.
The Hemsley Conservation Centre is offering wounded lovers the chance to get their own back - all for a good cause.
The 'bottom of the barrel' creatures project will raise money for the zoo near Fairseat, just outside Gravesend.
Got a special someone in mind?
For just £1.50 you will receive a downloadable certificate, and your ex's name proudly displayed outside the centre's cockroach enclosure.
Got any friends with villainous former partners?
You can even purchase a certificate on their behalf.
Go to hemsleyconservationcentre.com to put those scoundrels in their place.
Fun fact: cockroaches will eat faeces and can survive up to a week without a head. Attractive.